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| V (GJVah) |
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| Undoubtedly the most level-headed and mentally stable of the bunch. Favorite pastimes include: trying to fix whatever Polo messed up. Might be slightly autistic at times. Conservative, aka "Literally Hitler". |
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| Polo (Anonisguised) |
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| Amazing tactical skills. Favorite pastimes include: jumping off buildings (fatally), killing the hostage we’re supposed to rescue and taking smoke breaks in the middle of heated firefights. Has no concept of time. He is not a drug addict. |
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| Midas (Midas) |
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| Plays World of Tanks. We don’t know why either. He’s also very old. In fact, Midas will be turning 300 this year. Favorite pastimes include: Tactical teamkilling, getting drunk with single malt scotch and blowing himself up. No, he’s not Muslim. |
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| Mish (CavalryPK) |
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| Likes to chase butterflies in ESO and teabag innocent people in PVP. But he assures us he’s not gay. Mish doesn’t play FPS games because he doesn’t know how to use a mouse. His excuse is that they’re too childish compared to chasing butterflies in ESO and tea bagging innocent people. |
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| Cermack (Cermack) |
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| Cermack sounds like a squeaky 8 year old, but don’t be fooled, he’s actually 9. Just like any youngster, his reaction time is way better than... Polo’s. He also thinks he’s black ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and has an obsession with rubber duckies. |
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| Joe (Buttstuffings) |
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| Joe is our resident "Korean Star Craft player". He carries hard when he’s not busy eating books and doing rocket science (or whatever it is Asians do in their free time). He plays everything from RS6 Siege to ESO like a pro, so we just assume gaming is in his DNA… right next to the good driver gene. |
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| Tam (Tam) |
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| Our daily dose of communist propaganda and the creator of some dank memes, Tam hails from Vietnam. He also enjoys working out constantly and is confident he is the swollest member in the squad, but in reality, he's just like his pick up game... weak. |
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